Dear Tide

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! My wife had used it since the beginning of my married life, when her Mother had told her it was the best.

Now that I am older and going through a mid-life crisis, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago I spilled some dark beer on my new flannel shirt. My unfeeling and uncaring wife started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started to become a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another, and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my flannel shirt. I tried to get the stain out by using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of Liquid Tide with Bleach Alternative. To my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well that the detectives came by yesterday and told me that the DNA tests on my shirt were negative.

My attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my wife.

It was quite a relief! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.