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It's morning in Townsville.

Narrator: The City...of Townsville, where evil villians are just that, EVIL villians.

Mojo's lair is shown

Narrator: Ah, here we see the lair of the most evil of evil villians in Townsville, Mojo Jojo!

Mojo is seen sleeping with a scowl on his face.

Narrator: We can be sure he is dreaming up his next evil plot for Townsville's demise. Why can't you just do right, Mojo??

Mojo rolls over on his side, and his expression changes to an innocent smile as he curls up. After a moment, he awakes. He steps out of bed, looking groggy, and walks to the refrigerator. He opens the refrigerator door.

Mojo: What?? The refrigerator is empty! All of the food has been consumed, the refrigerator was full, but now it is vacant, bare, deserted! What was once there is there no more! Now I must travel to the market by walking to refill this refrigerator. If it were not empty, this trip would be unnecessary, but since the refrigerator contains no food I must replace its contents in this manner...

Mojo grumbles as he prepares to leave. Then, he takes off walking toward the market.


Meanwhile, at the mayor's office...

Mayor: Ms. Bellum, would you bring me some warm milk?

Ms. Bellum: Yes, mayor.

While Ms. Bellum travels the building to find some milk, the mayor paces through his office, admiring it. He looks out the window.

Mayor: What a beautiful morning! The sun is shining. The sky is blue. The grass is green. Mojo Jojo is walking down the street...Mojo Jojo?!? Help! Help! What do I do!? What do I do?!

The mayor runs frantically through his office waving his arms in the air in confusion. Then, he crashes into the hotline and it hits him...

Mayor: I know, I'll call the Powerpuff girls!

Blossom answers from school.

Blossom: Yes, Mayor?!

The mayor is still running around frantically while he talks on the hotline.

Mayor: Hurry! Mojo Jojo is at it again! He...

The mayor has tangled himself up in the cord and trips. He's unable to say anything more into the phone.

Blossom: Mayor? Mayor??

She hangs up the phone.

Blossom: I don't know what's going on, but Townsville's in trouble, let's go!

With that, the girls bust through the roof of the school and head toward the main part of the city where everything always happens. They have a quick look around and nothing is happening.

Buttercup: There's nothing here! What a jip!

Blossom: The mayor mentioned Mojo. Let's go see what he's up to!

The girls bust into Mojo's lair.

Blossom: Not so fast!

Buttercup: Mojo!

Bubbles: Jo...jo?

Buttercup: Where is he?

Blossom: It could be a trap. Let's split up and search!

The girls take off in different directions, checking all the rooms for Mojo. They've searched almost all the rooms. Blossom has one more room to check at the end of the hall. She opens the door and...screams! Bubbles and Buttercup are there in a flash to help their sister, but there's no trap and no Mojo. Blossom stands motionless in the doorway. They look around her to see a room filled with pictures, posters, and merchandise. It's Powerpuff girls merchandise, but only of Blossom... Bubbles gasps and covers her mouth. Buttercup looks surprised but gets a mischievious look on her face. She breaks the silence...

Buttercup: HAHA, Mojo has a crush on Blossom! Wait til I tell...

Blossom: Shut up! You're not going to t-tell anyone until we f-figure out what's going on here...

She gives Buttercup a dead serious look.

Buttercup: Relax, relax...I won't tell anybody...

Blossom: Let's...go talk to the mayor.



They're standing in front of the mayor's desk.

Mayor: I'm sorry girls...

Ms. Bellum: The mayor saw Mojo walking down the street and panicked. Mojo wasn't doing anything.

Bubbles: That's alright mayor (she says with a smile)

Buttercup looks annoyed but her expression fades to a forgiving nod. Blossom raises an eyebrow and gives Ms. Bellum that look that says "please keep a better eye on the mayor". While this is going on, Buttercup mouths words to Blossom behind Bubbles' back as she gives a teasing look.

Buttercup: (under her breath to Blossom) Mojo's new girlfriend...

Blossom squints sadly at the teasing remark.

Blossom: Okay mayor, we'd better get back to school.



Mojo walks back in his door holding a large bag of groceries while humming a tune. Then he sees the hole in his ceiling and drops the bag.

Mojo: Cuurrses! Those Powerpuff girls will never learn how to use a door!

He then looks down to see the eggs have fallen out of his bag and cracked all over the floor.

Mojo: CUUUURRRSES!!

He mumbles as he picks up the bag and puts away the remaining groceries.



Later that day, Mojo is sitting in a chair in the Blossom room with a tray table in front of him that has his TV dinner on it. He's watching some videos of the Powerpuff girls. It's obvious he's paying the most attention to Blossom. The video shows him being stopped by the Powerpuff girls from continuing one of his evil schemes. *blast blast* He shoots Bubbles and Buttercup with his ray gun, and they go flying for the time being, but then he aims at Blossom and misses. In fact, it looks like he missed on purpose! *Whap* She got him. He takes his usual beating from Blossom who is soon joined by her sisters and that's the end of the video. Mojo sighs.

Mojo: She's the only one who could ever understand me... I am too intellectually advanced to be accepted among my kind and too different-looking to be accepted by humans who are closer to my intellectual level. They are not as advanced as I, Mojo Jojo, but they are the closest. Powerpuff girl Blossom is most likely to understand my dilemma, having been affected also by the chemical X...

Mojo: However, the only way I can have contact with Powerpuff girl Blossom is to pretend to be a fumbling villain. I could easily destroy the Powerpuff girls and take over Townsville if I so desired, but I know that Professor Utonium would not allow his daughters to associate with Mojo if it weren't for the sake of saving Townsville... My master plan would be ruined if the Powerpuff girls saw this room, but I do not think they came here because nothing has been disturbed.

Mojo spends a quiet day in his lair working on a new plan to take over Townsville that he intends to fail.



Narrator: The next morning before dawn at the Utonium household...

Blossom: Psst, Bubbles, wake up.

Bubbles: Blossom? It's not morning yet, and we don't even have school today...

Bubbles gasps.

Bubbles: Is Townsville in trouble!?!

Blossom: SHHHHHH! No...and don't wake up Buttercup. I want to get to the bottom of that room in Mojo's lair and I don't want Buttercup to go with us.

Bubbles: Why not?

Blossom: She'll tease me again. We can handle it.

Bubbles: Okay...

Blossom and Bubbles fly to Mojo's lair and quietly float in through the remaining hole in the roof. They fly to Mojo's room and wake him up.

Mojo: Powerpuff girls! What are you doing here?

Blossom: We want you to explain something...

They each grab the startled Mojo by an arm and fly him to the Blossom room. Blossom slings open the door and flips on the light.

Blossom: What's...this all about?

Mojo: Uhh...

Mojo sighs, realizing they had actually seen the room, and reluctantly tells them everything.

Bubbles: Aww...

Bubbles hugs Mojo and Mojo looks a little agitated. He doesn't care for Bubbles' cutesiness, even if he does want to know Blossom. Blossom is still suspicious.

Blossom: So, what about all the people you endangered? You expect us to believe you're not bad when you'd risk the lives of all the people in Townsville?

Mojo shrugs.

Mojo: I'm a genius. I am capable of calculating how much destruction I can cause to make it seem like I'm endangering citizens without actually putting their lives at risk.

Blossom: Hmm, well I guess we always did stop you before you could cause permanent damage...

They talk as they walk down the hall, Mojo assuring them that he could definitely put a stop to the petty villains of Townsville.

Meanwhile, Buttercup wakes up and starts searching for her sisters.

Mojo, Blossom, and Bubbles are walking down the hall when one of Mojo's inventions springs and traps Blossom and Bubbles in a cage

Mojo: Oh, I'm sorry, silly invention...

Just as he's standing over them to get them out, Buttercup arrives. She sees red and charges Mojo. *WHAP* *whap whap whap etc*

Bubbles: Nooooo, Buttercup!

Mojo is out cold before Buttercup stops to listen to her sisters' explanation. She gets them out of the cage, and they tell her what Mojo told them.

Buttercup: Are you kidding? No way!

Blossom: That's why he had the room, Buttercup!

Bubbles: It's true, he was nice and everything!

Buttercup is just about convinced when they're disrupted by ray gun fire. Mojo has come to and is firing on them! The girls dodge the shots.

Blossom: Mojo? What about what you said about wanting a friend?

Mojo: I don't know what you're talking about! I, Mojo Jojo, need no one!

Mojo continues to fire. Blossom dodges the fire and whaps Mojo into the Blossom room. He gets up slowly and looks around in shock.

Mojo: You cursed Powerpuff girls have put your garbage in my lair!

He fires all around the room destroying much of the Blossom pictures and such. He then continues to try to fire at the girls, but they fly out the hole in the roof. Mojo goes over to the hole.

Mojo: Hahahhaaha, yes, flee Powerpuff girls, flee from Mojo Jojo!

And he continues to laugh about what he perceives to be a victory.

As the girls fly home...

Bubbles: Why didn't he remember, Blossom?

Blossom: Buttercup must have hit him so hard that it made him forget. He was so used to pretending to be someone else that he forgot his true feelings, and now it looks like all that's left is the charade...

Narrator: And so the day is sa-err, Mojo Jojo will never befriend the Powerpuff girls thanks to...Buttercup!

Buttercup: What?! But I didn't know!



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