Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.
Jack: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son : "I will choose my own bride."
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."
Next, Jack approaches Bill Gates.
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a Vice-President of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."
Finally, Jack goes to see the President of the World Bank.
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a Vice-President."
President: "But I already have more Vice-Presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case....."
This is how business is done!! |