Screwing in a Lightbulb



Site News
Christian Links
Christian Stories
Sponsor a Child
Opinion Articles
Inspirational Stories
Funny Stories
Funny Pictures
Funny Chat Logs
Poems
Fiction Stories
Music
Spreadsheets
Last Days of Socrates
The Powerpuff Girls
Comics
Variety Site Forum
Other Fun Links
My Email: [email protected]


How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.


How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

There is nothing to change


How many presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

Fewer and fewer all the time


How many believable, competent, "just-right-for-the-job" presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?


How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a lot of light bulbs!


How many strong people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house


How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.



8 Reasons 1500s Facts(?) The Ant and Grasshopper
Bananas Conductor Bible Jokes Brain Teasers
Church Bulletins Clever Dog Colored
Correct Email Cowboy Cows
Dangerous Stuttering Dave Berry Quotes Dear Tide
Definitions Deputy Wife Designated Decoy
Divorced Barbie Dog Fight? Don't Shout
Engineer and Manager Excuse Notes Expert Salesman
Farmer Brown Fishing Fool Quotes
Fun Facts(?) Funny Quotes Gambling Quiz
God Destroys Earth GM vs. Microsoft Great Truths
Grey Parents The Hardship of Accounting How Business is Done
Hypocrites I Hate Life! Indian Ingenuity
Kids in Church Lightbulbs Limericks
Lincoln's Donkey Lying Politicians Minister Cometh
Modern Noah Mother Odd News
Of Studies and Taco Bell Personality Quiz Plant the Wheat
Product Warning Labels Proverbs Puns
Plants Real Sherlock Rednecks
Riddles Question Game Safe Driver Award
Say What? Shrimp Shells Soap Opera
Speeding Excuse Valuable Art Virus Joke
Water or Coke? Water Walk Where Pets Come From
Which Tire? Why Computers Crash Worst Things




All Variety Reading Pages

Site News Christian Links Christian Stories
Sponsor a Child Opinion Articles Inspirational Stories
Funny Stories Funny Pictures Funny Chat Logs
Poems Fiction Stories Music
Spreadsheets Last Days of Socrates The Powerpuff Girls
Comics Variety Site Forum Other Fun Links

My Email: [email protected]